Comedy Nights With Kapil Sharma- 13th October 2013

13th October 2013 Comedy Nights With Kapil Show in Hindi

Comedy nights with kapil sharma 13th October 2013 starts Today's show started with siddhu pajji's instant shayari. He started with a deep thought “uske sath yari kabhi na lagaiye jise apne upar garur hoye, Maa baap ko kabhi burra na khaiye chae lakh unka kasoor hoye, Burre raste kabhi na jaiye chahe manzil kitni door hoye, Oye bulleh shah mohabat vahan lagaye jahan pyar nibhane ka dastoor hoye!!!!!”

Then the new character of guggi pajji (gurpreet gughi) entered on the stage to begin the joy ride further on.

Gughhi(Vaidh): sidhu pajji hello very much.

Sidhu: “oye teri angrezi”.

Gughi: hanji ji bas padhe likhe logon ki yehi nishani hoti hai!!!.

Gughi: further add on ki jaise aap sabhi nu pata hai ki kapil ke ghar main aag lag gayi hai aur vo apne sare parivar ke sath yahan aa gaya hai aur kapil ke sar ke piche chot lag gayi hai jisse usko pagal pan ke doore pad rahe hain aur vo apne aap ko badshah akbar samjhane laga hai isliye main aaj vaidh ana hoon jo uska illaj karunga.

Gughi: sidhu pajji main pehle hi aap se mafi mang raha hoon

Sidhu: kyun ki hoya

Gughi: jaise ki maine aapko pehle hi bta diya tha ki kapil apne aapko raja man raha hai to ho sakta hai vo aapko jodha bai samajh ke aapko japhi pa le aur aapki ek - do papi bhi le le par aapne mind koi nahi karna je.

Sidhu: ha ha oye guru

Then one more insatnt shayari came-

Sidhu: jo baras jaye vohi badalache hain, jo naino ko sajade vohi kajal ache hain, sayano ne iss kadar barbad kardi hai yeh duniya ki hum pagal hi ache hain.


Gughi: sau baat ki ek baat hum jo marzi kehle par aapke samne bache hain.

Then kapil entered the stage dressed up like a king.

Kapil: maharaja jituraj, pritviraj.adhiraj,yashraj se bhi chote raja akbar ki jai jai kar karo.

Gughi: zille elahi ki jai ho jai ho!!

Sidhu: badshah akbar ki jai .

Kapil: bas karo hum to maharaj hain humahari to jai jai kar hogi hi koi scooter ko puncture lagane wale mechanic thodi hain hum.

Audience: ha ha oooooooo.

Kapil: tum kaun ho humhari praja, saina ya nritika.

Gughi: aapne mujhe nahi pehchana

Kapil: nahi

Gughi: aapne na mera dil tod diya main aapka raj vaidha hoon

Kapil: oohh myy god to chalo fer ek chutkala sunao.

Gughi: maharaja saab main vaidh hoon aap mujhe chutkala sunane ko bool rahe hain yeh kya baat bani.

Kapil: gusse main talwar hath main liye hue chutkala sunaiye humein

Gughi: ek bar na ek chinti hoti hai.

Kapil: vah vah

Gughi: maharaja abhi chutkala khatam nahi hua hai.

Sidhu: ha ha ha.

Gughi: to vo na ek chinti hoti hai aur ek hati hota dono ki dosti hoti hai.To chinti na hati ko kehti hai hathi hathi tum to itne hate kate ho bilkul bhainse jaise lagate ho

Kapil: bhainse jaisa ha ha. maharaj chutkle ke beech main hi khush ho gaye vah vah.

Gughi: maharaj chutkala abhi baki hai.

Kapil: ooh kya baat hai agey bolo.

Gughi: to chinti ko hatti pata hai kya kehta hai mujhe kya pata atta to mere pappa lai ke ande ne hahaahaaaahaaa.

Sidhu: ha ha cha gaya guru thoko tali.

Kapil: band karo yeh taliya itna ghtiya chutkala hum tumhe saza denge

Gughi: hain maharaj saza kyun denge.

Kapil: tumhe humne chutkala sunane ko kaha tumne humein atta suna diya. lekin tumne tumne humein atta wala chutkala sunaya hai isliye hum tumhe fansi bhi kisi bavarchi ke hatto se hi dilwayenge

Sidhu: hahahaahaa.dil khush kar diya guru!!!

The YouTube video is available here: http://youtu.be/MxMwEqGN-ys

Let's hope that you have enjoyed the comedy nights with kapil 13th October 2013 show.